we all fall short of glory, lost in our fate.

Derpy Zayn yesterday. [x]

Me: Hey I just met you
Me: and we're in the same fandom.
Me: So here's my full name, dog's name, iPod password, ID number, house key, blood type, family tree, picture of me when I was two, birth certificate, mother's birth certificate and father's birth certificate.
Me: So call me maybe.

Every pussy’s dream…

salvanak:

AWWWWW

CHIHUAHUA

therealhousewivesofpanem:

how do you even spell chiahuhah

chiwawa

chiahuahua

chihahua

chihahhahahahhahah

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